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Ok I know I suck at this whole daily post challenging. I’m sorry, Internet! To make up for my tardiness, here’s a super special post. I’ll put up posts to make up for time lost.
This was originally a YouTube, but I thought it would be a good topic to post about me. So here it is:
50 Random Facts About Ramona
1. I wear a lot of black or dark clothing. I’m not goth, I just hate separating clothes by color when I do laundry.
2. I’m extremely lazy. If I don’t have to do something, chances are I won’t.
3. I named my iPhone “Buddy” because he goes with me everywhere. He contains all my person information, guarded by a nifty fingerprint scanner. All hail the 5s.
4. I’m a VERY heavy sleeper. A couple if years ago, my mom got me an alarm clock that shakes my bed to wake me up. While unconscious, I don’t respond to noise, but I do stir from my deep slumber from any movement whatsoever.
5. I love my fingernails. They have a great shape. Too bad I break them often.
6. I’m graduating next May with a BA in Communication, a minor in Advertising/Public Relations, and no direction for my future. Fuck.
7. I take a long time to get ready. My family nicknamed me “Anchor” because I always hold up the gang when going out. I’m sorry, I can’t help it.
8. I’m my early teens, I used to spend a lot of time in my mango tree, reading books. I probably still would, but my favorite branch was cut down a few years ago.
9. I like singing. I hate being forced to sing. Don’t force me to sing.
10. You can tell how drunk I am by my behavior. If I’m irritated with Peter, it means I’m buzzed. If I’m innocently flirting with Jesse means, I’m drunk. When my British accent comes out, I’m full-blown wasted. Please don’t judge me.
11. I have my super thick, wavy, black hair with white streaks. I’ve had white hair since I was 4.
12. I have Netflix dates with my boyfriend, Peter, quite often. We call each other over Skype, pick a movie, and start it at the same time. We get a lot of inside jokes from this.
13. I’m not a fan of public transportation. Too many creepers.
14. I don’t like sharing drinks with people. This includes my boyfriend.
15. I will automatically judge you if you are wearing a Misfits shirt and can’t even name a song by them. If you don’t even know who the Misfits are while wearing the shirt, you need to go.
16. I mispronounce words all the time. Peter makes fun of me. I think it’s a legit speech problem.
17. I am super clumsy and hurt my ankles often.
18. I’m left handed.
19. If I had a choice, I would live in a cloudy, rainy city like Seattle.
20. I have a teddy bear that has been in my possession since the day I was born. I love him and don’t let anyone touch him or his Jedi outfit.
21. I have a fascination with black gel ballpoint pens. They need to click too.
22. I read Harry Potter fan fiction. No, I’m not ashamed.
23. I clean my ears religiously twice a day. A day without Q-tips is a horrible experience.
24. I currently have four piercings. I won’t give away where.
25. My boyfriend makes the best chai lattes. They’re my favorite.
26. I hate when people don’t know the difference between their/there/they’re, which/witch, affect/effect, weather/whether, and then/than. Even with these grammar pet peeves, Helena is still more of a grammar stickler than me.
27. I dip my fries in a mixture of black pepper, ketchup, and hot sauce.
28. I love coconut milk, soy milk, rice milk, and almond milk.
29. I think Japanese food is the most amazing food ever.
30. I love British television shows.
31. I want a shi tsu puppy one day. Peter promised he’ll get me one. He better follow through.
32. I hate grape soda with every fiber in my being.
33. Dry shampoo doesn’t work on my hair.
34. I think crocs are amazing.
35. March 10 is my favorite day of the year.
36. Déjà vu happens often to me. I know it’s just your brain making a memory mistake, but it still gives me the chills.
37. I hate ecigarettes and I think it makes people look stupid. Sorry, not sorry.
38. Nighttime makes me feel alive.
39. During my freshmen year of college, I developed a caffeine addiction through excessive coffee drinking. I now try to cut back on coffee and drink tea instead. I know tea has caffeine. Shut up.
40. I think Apple products are amazing, even though they are severely overrated.
41. My favorite flavor of gum is spearmint.
42. I hate when high school classmates of mine see me and strike up a conversation even though we weren’t friends. You didn’t speak to me in our four years of schooling. Please don’t start now.
43. I eat Lay’s Classic Potato Chips and Milk Chocolate M&Ms together. They’re delicious during that time of the month.
44. Peter knows how to calm me down no matter what. Get him if I become a problem.
45. I love learning languages.
46. I get really bad stomach pains often. None of the numerous doctors and specialists I have gone to know what is wrong with me. It fucking sucks.
47. My dad adopted me when I was 17 years old.
48. I look horrible with bright red lipstick on.
49. I suck at saving money.
50. My Pandora charm bracelet is my most important possession. Peter gave me the bracelet and charms and my parents and grandparents added on to it. It’s my security blanket and the twirl in my fingers when I’m nervous or scared. Without it, I go crazy.
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