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Greetings Interwebs! As you can tell from my inconsistent posting thus far, this week has been hectic for me. I had a mountain of schoolwork and projects that needed to be done and after much climbing, I have overcome the pile of bullshit that is my life.

Anyways, we have agreed to make Fridays “collab day” and the post of this week is a spinoff our individual 50 things about me posts. We’re each going to come up with 10 facts about each other. I hope I did Anna and Helena justice. Here it goes.

10 Facts About Anna

1. Loyalty runs deep with this one. Once she decides to befriend you, she will stick by your side through thick and thin. Be her friend.

2. Anna doesn’t answer phones or Facebook very often. If you really need to get in contact with her, email is your best option.

3. She’s the first person who I have met whom also enjoys chai lattes.

4. She is one of the most hipster people I know. She swears on her life that she’s not a hipster, but of course only hipsters say they aren’t hipsters.

5. She rocked a yellow Michael Kors bag in high school and has a really awesome yellow Big Buddha bag now. Yellow leather bags will always remind me of Anna.

6. She uses the words motherfucker, shit, and bitch on the daily.

7. She is open to try and do new things and I love that about her.

8. Hitler is one of her favorite public speakers. Even though he is arguably the most evil person in the history of mankind, you have to admit, he was pretty damn influential.

9. She will debate you on any topic, any time, anywhere. She’s a master debater and you will die at the hands of her superior logic, bitch.

10. She’s really experienced, talented, and accomplished for her age. Wise beyond her years is something that Anna embodies completely.

10 Facts About Helena

1. You will be hard-pressed to find a person who can keep a grudge as long as Helena. Cross her once, and you will be forever hated.

2. She loves all things Tim Burton and black.

3. Her eyes are amazeballs. They change color all the time. She used to close her eyes to get me to stop staring at them.

4. She has the biggest Sharpie/permanent marker collection that I have ever seen.

5. She has Batman everything. Ok, maybe I’m exaggerating, but she really fucking loves Batman and her collection of Batman merch is quite massive.

6. She is not afraid to voice her beliefs and says what is on her mind. She doesn’t give a fuck if you disagree. Everyone is entitled to his or her own opinion.

7. Helena’s favorite number is 7,777,777.

8. She Internets all day. Hardcore. I’m talking imgr and chat rooms for days.

9. She loves brownies and hates cake. It’s perfect because with cupcakes, she eats the frosting and I eat the cake.

10. Helena is without a doubt one of the strongest people I have ever met.