Ramona

I believe introductions are in order.

You can call me Helena. Or Hel. Hells. Luna. Looney. Homicidal Maniac. Take your pick.

And you shall all be my Lunatics.

Now that we’ve gotten that out of the way, a bit about myself.

-I’m in my early 20’s

-I hate cold feet

-I adore the consistent use of correct spelling, grammar, and punctuation

-I love to make up my own words

-I spend a lot of my time talking to strangers on the internet

-I’m not quite sure if I’m the embodiment of Hubris or Hysteria here; I’m definitely not Humor (that’s Anna), but I’m fine with either Hubris or Hysteria, lord knows I’m guilty of both (Update: It turns out, I’m Hysteria. That makes sense.)

-I’m currently single and not quite sure how to go about becoming unsingle (Update: As of 04/22/15, I figured out how to become unsingle and am now trying to figure out how to achieve healthy relationshipping)

-I have a ton of shit to sort out

Regardless of the shambles the current state of my being lies in, I hope you’re all excited for the written ride that is my life. It’s going to be a Hel of a doozy. (See what I did there? I’m a dork like that.)

Below, you’ll find links to my posts. You can also navigate from the Home page and click on Helena under the Authors tab.

Give ‘Em Hel

People, Start Talkin’

Mediocrity: A Lack of Inspiration

Nonsense, Helena, Pure Nonsense

Such is Life